Riggo-toni Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Here are some more of those wonderfully helpful tidbits of wisdom to help us get through our lives: 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile,thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the nooze button 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 NICE! :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 :rotflmao: That was too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Thats funny!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 LOL!....I love them. :laugh: :laugh: : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The mousetrap ontop the alarm clock would make one helluva prank. I'de recommend a camera for that one. Laxatives for a cough is dangerous but hey.. while the cameras out get that one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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