EvilMonkeyBoy Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Kissing Suzy Kolber and PFTCommenter "The Vocie of the Commen NFL Fan" put out an awesome list for his annual celebration of "White History Month"http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/07/white-history-month-top-10-white-owners-in-the-history-of-the-nfl.html#ixzz38A1U0YNzMy favorites: 5. Residents of Green Bay Wisconsin Buying stock in a football team that you technicaly dont own falls somewere just north of skipping work to wait in line for a cronut on sound investment stragtegys in white history. That said, willingly donating $250 bucks to your team just so your owners can have more money is literally the opposite of socialism so congrats to the city of Green Bay for collectively owning the Packers but really not really owning them, just paying for them. and 1. Jerry JonesPeople have been complaining that the Cowboys get way to much coverage from ESPN for years now, but if theres one guy in America who knows how to deal with unreasonable intrest rates its Jerry. The stadium has a retractable roof so that sometimes God can watch the team play and other times he can use his omnipotince to communicate directly through Deion Sanders to college recruits. I have some fun with it and call ATT&T stadium “Jonestown” because it filled with empty promises and makes me want to kill myself. Really shocked that he turn down multiple endorsement overtures from Kool Aid and sodium cyanide. But Jerry Jones gets number one on this list on account’ve hes a job creator through and through giving work to otherwise unemployable people like Wade Philips, Bobby Carpenter and his own son in law. Don't know how I feel about Jerry Jones being at the top of a "Best" owners list but in this case I'll take it with no complaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Whoever wrote that needs a proofreader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Whoever wrote that needs a proofreader. It's written like that on purpose. He's a "PFTCommentator". That's the schtick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Whoever wrote that needs a proofreader. He does. It's JMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It's written like that on purpose. He's a "PFTCommentator". That's the schtickGuess I missed the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 He jabs Cleveland: By now youve heard that a homeless guy told Jimmy Haslam to draft Johnny Football to the Browns. Homeless guys making important choices for your city in Cleveland is also known as “election day”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 7. Jim Irsay The story of his liver as well as his life is what he hasnt done, and Irsay has put together two decades of success by not drafting Ryan Leaf and then not drafting Robert Griffin. **** this dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkeyBoy Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 **** this dude. He's channeling the voices of the entire comment section of ProFootballTalk, what do you expect him to say? He's fell in love with Trent Murphy though: https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/492361463663558656 Whoever wrote that needs a proofreader. Heh. If you had trouble with that, try reading his novel Goodell Vs Obama: The Battle for the Future of the NFL: http://www.amazon.com/Goodell-vs-Obama-Battle-Future-ebook/dp/B00KLCZMXC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 **** this dude.Like it or not, that was accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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