polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Polywog press: May 16 2011 Elmopalooza XX ended very badly tonight with hoards of normally peaceful fans, lighting fires and destroying property. Speculation about the cause of the riotous behavior centered around the incredibly exorbitant cost of bottled water and "Cookies!" The unimaginable carnage culminated in Ozzy Osbourne bitting off Kermit the frog's head.. Amongst those arrested were Big Bird, Cookie Monster and a very drunk and uncooperative Oscar the grouch. Oscar reportedly knocked over his can and was cited for....among other charges....littering. Elmo, who won the nobel peace prize for annoying kids into behaving, was seen crying and gnashing his teeth, er, gums, moaning "This was MY show, and YOU PEOPLE @%#&'d it up!!!" Damages were rumored to be somewhere in the millions and the future of Elmopalooza seems to be in doubt. Security for the event, members of the motorcycle gang "Hell's Angels," have also been charged for incidences ranging from simple assault to attempted murder. Further details remain unclear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 ...ok then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Winning a peace price would be pretty "noble" I guess. On topic though, I blame Sam the Eagle for letting this **** get out of hand. And Beaker for inciting with all that "Mi mi mi mi" crap. Hopefully the Swedish Chef won't let the bodies of the fallen Muppets go to waste. Fingerduskadeer, ****es. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 ...ok then Join hands with me in a moment of silence to honor the dead.... ---------- Post added May-16th-2011 at 07:25 PM ---------- Winning a peace price would be pretty "noble" I guess. On topic though, I blame Sam the Eagle for letting this **** get out of hand. And Beaker for inciting with all that "Mi mi mi mi" crap. Hopefully the Swedish Chef won't let the bodies of the fallen Muppets go to waste. Fingerduskadeer, ****es. +1. Hey....It's a slow day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 tgbNymZ7vqY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I will say this. I look really skinny in that first picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 I will say this. I look really skinny in that first picture. You still owe me $10.00 for gas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 You still owe me $10.00 for gas.... My bad, dude. I'm good for it. BTW, did I leave Ms. Piggy's panties in your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 My bad, dude. I'm good for it.BTW, did I leave Ms. Piggy's panties in your car? NO....I have never seen her pink panties. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 NO....I have never seen her pink panties.:paranoid: Oh, and just a heads up.... She'll be Mrs. Piggy-Hog soon. I'd be honored if you'd be my best witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Oh, and just a heads up....She'll be Mrs. Piggy-Hog soon. I'd be honored if you'd be my best witch. Sure just let him have that honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 Oh, and just a heads up....She'll be Mrs. Piggy-Hog soon. I'd be honored if you'd be my best witch. Awe....shucks! ---------- Post added May-16th-2011 at 07:41 PM ---------- Sure just let him have that honor You can be maid of honor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Fingerduskadeer, ****es. I nominate this for quote of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 You can be maid of honor.... He's made of something, alright. I'm not sure honor is one of the ingredients though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 He's made of something, alright. I'm not sure honor is one of the ingredients though. All three of us, have to go fishing someday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 All three of us, have to go fishing someday! Oh hells yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 Oh hells yeah. YOU have to buy the bait, cuz I know you're going to drink all the beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 YOU have to buy the bait, cuz I know you're going to drink all the beer! Yeha, Imm a preteyy good dreer binker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 + = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Fishin and beer??? I'm there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Fishin and beer??? I'm there! Good. Bring bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Good.Bring bacon. I love bacon if you had not noticed :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I love bacon if you had not noticed :cool: Yes, I can see my two favorite things moving left-to-right as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 Yes, I can see my two favorite things moving left-to-right as we speak. Three things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Yes, I can see my two favorite things moving left-to-right as we speak. I'm sure that's my ES claim to fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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