ON: Sex toy triggers police alert

[China]

Sex toy triggers police alert

Police called to a flat in Berlin by a neighbour who complained someone was using an electric drill in the middle of the night smashed down the door - to find a sex toy.

The vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor, according to a report in the Berlin Kurier newspaper.

Officers who answered the desperate call of the neighbour tried to contact the 23-year-old woman whose flat it was

But they could not get a response, and eventually decided to break in the door in an attempt to find out what was going on inside.

"You could hear the noise out on the street," one neighbour was quoted as saying.

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[Forehead]

Okay 1, how does a sex toy "switch itself on" and 2, how the hell can you hear it from the street?

[China]

I assume it became self aware. I, for one, welcome our new sex toy overlords.

I'd show you a picture of a sex toy you could hear from the street but it would be NSFW.

[Bliz]

Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...<checks to make sure no one is nearby>

[whispering] it's a dildo.

Airport Security Officer: Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never your dildo.

I don't own...

[Officer waves him off]