Teller Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 My Favorite Fails -- Presidents with split lips, dems licking their woundies, Trying to figure out if he's from Burundi, FOXNews reporting on rambling emails, These are a few of my favorite fails! Christmas tree lightings and two failed phone calls, TSA workers groping shoppers at air malls, Fireworks fired with love from Jong-Il, Sometimes the holidays are quite a raw deal! When the Skins lose, When there's no booze, When I feel like Wade, I just think of a few of my favorite fails, And realize I've goooootttttt it maaaaaaaade! Realizing they didn't find Natalie's jaw bone, Having a flipper instead of a iPhone, Watching planes try to land inside Pak-i-stan, Makes me the crank-i-est hog in the land! An old lady trampled to death on Black Friday, Someone should have told her to get out of my way, A San-su-i TV for 98 bucks, She should have known she was pushing her luck! Don't ask, don't tell. Oh what the hell. I don't really care. Just keep both your feet on your side of the stall, And then we can calllllll it faaaaiiiiirrrrr! Feel free to make up your own. And Burgold, you can use Hanukkah songs if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 My Favorite Things has become a Christmas Song? When did this happen? :pfft: Here's a children's holiday classic. Snyder's Dreidel I bought a little sports team I made it out of free agents I traded all my draft pics Oh, the players I shall rent Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny let's have a little fun I fired all my experts to have a team to run It didn't work out greatly no matter who who was coach I hired lots of all stars I lost no matter who I poach Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny let's have a little fun I fired all my experts to have a team to run We made a lot of money We sold a lot of jerseys but when it came to trophies the cupboard was empty Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny trade another pick it's got to work out this time This losing makes me sick I fired all the coaches I fired all the stars I hired all new coaches I signed all new stars Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny It's time to go away I'm tired of this losing every single day I didn't get quite Zorny Not even with old coach Gibbs star coaches made me horny and I always got first dibs Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny It's time to go away I'm tired of this losing every single day Now my hair has started thinning and my raquetball's lost a step It's time to find some experts I'm so out of my depth Oh Vinny, Vinny, Vinny It's good to see you go It's time to see some winning and get people in the know get people in the know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Wow. Good start guys. Hog, that is Grammy worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 I'm too lazy for writing lyrics today KucnZVKZfKQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Thought this was a good idea and we can use some lightness 'round here... bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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