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ESPN's "the Herd" Just Sang "Cowboys Got Runover By December"


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my humble version ;)

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

Jerrah's been drinking too much playoff Kool Aid

believing making the Super Bowl would be a smash

but as soon as the Calender hit December

the pokes staggered out of the race in a flash

when we found Jerrah gameday evening

at the scene of the attack

he had LOSER tattooed on Wade's fore head

and screaming at Barber he wanted his bonus money back

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

we've see Jerrah watching playoff football

he's not taking this all so well

drinking beer and telling Randy Galloway

just shut up and go to Hell!

its not fun out of the playoff thrust

the Jones family's dressed in black

and fans just can't help but wonder

that Felix Jones is a bust (yes they must)

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

they thought they would run the table

even though their coach is a pig (ah!)

and the blue and silver faithful

had their hopes snapped yet again like a twig

we've warned all our poke friends and neighbours

better watch out for yourselves

they should never get their hopes up come December

on a team that always chokes like a troll eating elves

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

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my humble version ;)

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

Jerrah's been drinking too much playoff Kool Aid

believing making the Super Bowl would be a smash

but as soon as the Calender hit December

the pokes staggered out of the race in a flash

when we found Jerrah gameday evening

at the scene of the attack

he had LOSER tattooed on Wade's fore head

and screaming at Barber he wanted his bonus money back

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

we've see Jerrah watching playoff football

he's not taking this all so well

drinking beer and telling Randy Galloway

just shut up and go to Hell!

its not fun out of the playoff thrust

the Jones family's dressed in black

and fans just can't help but wonder

that Felix Jones is a bust (yes they must)

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

they thought they would run the table

even though their coach is a pig (ah!)

and the blue and silver faithful

had their hopes snapped yet again like a twig

we've warned all our poke friends and neighbours

better watch out for yourselves

they should never get their hopes up come December

on a team that always chokes like a troll eating elves

oh,.....

the Cowboys Got Runover By December

out of the playoff race by Christmas eve

you could say theres no such thing as December jinxs

but as for Ware and Romo sits to pee they believe.......

:rotflmao: :applause:

Only one thing missing...at the end, the song goes:

Sing it, Jessica!...

Cowboys got runover by December...

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