doncherry Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 please enjoy.... http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/the-officially-licensed-redskins-snyder-sign-post.html The Officially Licensed Redskins Snyder Sign Post Dan Snyder: Greetings, subjects. Welcome to the Bi-Weekly Officially Licensed Redskins Leadership Communique, sponsored by Freecreditreport.com. Crowd: HAIL! Dan Snyder: Have the Officially Redskins Branded Harris Teeter Meal Rations been to your liking? Crowd: HAIL! Dan Snyder: That is welcome news. Some of my advisers cautioned that downgrading to Grade Q meats would cause undue food poisoning. So I had their voice boxes removed. Crowd: HAIL! Dan Snyder: First item: Non-Designated Color Attire is hereby banned from all Officially Licensed Public Redskins Outdoor Settings. Failure to act in compliance with this regulation – one that has always been in place despite what you may have heard or experienced previously – will result in penalty of death. Retroactive violations of this always existing rule – those will result in death. Those who do not report observing others trying to violate this rule – death! Crowd: HAIL! Dan Snyder: Second item: All persons currently using Officially Authenticated Redskins Transport Modules to their place of work must pay a Personal Occupancy Fee for each minute waiting at the pick-up station. If the module arrives later than its scheduled time, you will be charged double for those minutes. If the module is at full capacity upon arrival, you will shot to prevent overflow. Crowd: HAIL! Dan Snyder: Third item: Any person found with legal tender that is not Officially Issued Redskins GaryClarkdollars shall be forced into a lifetime of vending Miller Lites in the FedEx Field restrooms. Redskins Fan #35601: But you’ve taken all our money already anyway. Crowd: [stunned silence] Dan Snyder: SEIZE HIM! Dan Snyder: Because of your impudence, this week’s Officially Redskins Branded Harris Teeter Meal Ration will only include TWO leaflets promoting Eastern Motors. End communication. Crowd: HAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I was about to post this. I liked the comments: War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! Jason Campbell is a good QB! Don’t worry Mr. Zorn, you’ll never miss this tiny little piece of brain we take out through your eye.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Or the comment: David Donovan only saw, like, six fans complain about those rations. Good stuff. But your link is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 1984 rules!!!! Too bad most people have never read the book as we live in a society of functionally illiterate morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecrab Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 In my 54 years of existence, I have never seen the hate towards any previous owner of the Redskins that I see and hear now. You brought this all on yourself Danny Snyder and nothing short of selling the team is going to stop the hate that you have created. This is all on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 My dream, To own the Redskins someday MOM, nice belt buckle Danny, now get ready for school. My nightmare, I own the Redskins and they all hate me, now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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