dreamshatterer Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Did anyone notice Cooley's shirt? Apparently he's "Fatpickled" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins30ravens Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Laron "MadMonkey" Landry is f***ing jacked!oh yeah, cool monkey. Is that his new nickname? lol cool nontheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins30ravens Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 i have a question did laron get a mohawk hair cut or was i just dreaming about it? lol..anyone notice last sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghent Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I heard Laron bought the little guy after hearing Snyder talk about how much he liked his pet monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasSucks19922010 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 <Insert lame masturbation joke here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vooskin Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Nah man, I'm cool. Gonna stay home and chill w/ my monkey. Chappelle :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrupt3d Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 IF you knew corrupt like I do you have to be formal. Just cause I hate your stinkin' guts doesnt mean you need to fling monkey poo at me. You monkey poo flinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I love the monkey....that's awesome. I remember when I was 6-7 I'd always pray for a pet "monkey, dog, or cat". Looking back, 1 of 3 isn't bad. I still want a pet monkey though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintrain Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Just insert "monkey" for "tiger" and you have your lead news story on ESPN in about 15 years, (audio and video sync appear to be off on clip). 'Former Washington Redskins safety Laron Landry was maimed by his pet monkey this evening at his home outside of Washington." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtfreak Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Laron does have a dog it is a pitbull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 "Just a thought over the offseason," Landry explained, when I asked why he'd gotten the monkey. "I didn't want nothin' too big. He'll get up to fifteen pounds, live 35 to 50 years. When I die, he can die with me." That's quite possibly the most bad ass thing I've ever read. LaRon is a cool cucumber and he might be slightly insane. Then again, you've got to have some screws loose to play safety in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPSean Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 This is pretty sweet. My dad had a pet monkey growing up. I think a snake ate it landry is a mysterious guy. I like that he seems to be an individual, but not in a self promoting, media using way. And the man doesn't seem to look as big in pads for some reason, but I definitely wouldn't want to have to catch a pass on any field that he is lurking around on. One good hit from that guy, and you're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 If his monkey gets out on the field during a game, it will be on highlite films for decades to come! Maybe he can teach it to crap on the star at cowboy stadium!!! I'd pay good money to see that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lar0n Landry Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 lmao, laron is a fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins30ravens Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 lmao, laron is a fool No, laron is just his own person. Hes not no follower. Hes seems like a cool dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan4life83 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Monkeys are chronic masterbaters. I dont care how cute he is when you see him "pulling his goalie" it would get old quick. Unless Laron is into that sort of thing. I'm not judging. Hahahaha never heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan4life83 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 If his monkey gets out on the field during a game, it will be on highlite films for decades to come!Maybe he can teach it to crap on the star at cowboy stadium!!! I'd pay good money to see that... That would be great:D I'd also train him to fling his poo at the opposing team:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyron Biggums Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Next it will be Toontz the driving cat! TOUCH MY MONKEY. YOUR NARRATIVE HAS BECOME TIRESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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