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ES Battle Round 2: Natty v. SCSkins


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What do you think of the new site?  

63 members have voted

  1. 1. What do you think of the new site?

    • Amazing
      30
    • Cool
      24
    • Could be better
      5
    • A letdown
      5

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Hold on Natty, breathe, you feel an attack comin' on.

Breath in the first person, cause ya spit fire like napalm.

Chill out, relax, you write the creator's soliloquies

It's just a cat, to smack-down from the South-to the Hep-C.

Let's crack open another beer my man, let's feed the creature,

This nerd will give you enough high for lander when he meets ya.

And you got me, I consult with a dictionary, daily, to fill my rhyme box.

You're a peasant, life expectancy 41, and I'm medieval chicken pox.

Wow. Natty is a true keystyler I'll give em that.

Real good battle here so far.

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Bubble effervescent not the Chimp with MJ

Tactical kamikaze call me your sensai

Investigate your vestibule and desecrate your service

Nervous when you heard this your minds a whirling dervish

Penultimate competitor who laughs at your paragraphs

Woofers at your funeral to amplify your epitaph

You think your winning? Got caught in the paranoia

Your cumming up short like Circle Jerking with Vern Troyer

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Nice SC. At work...rhyme is coming.

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Oooh wee SC, you're style gives rise to the one and only Natty Wan

Put the woman and children to bed, awake the rap Megalodon.

Put you in a box, like John Locke with blood clots.

My rhymes leave you Lost, I move entire Islands with my ill-thoughts.

Oops, there goes your whole land of Can'tRappastan, you're hurtin'.

I harness the energy of weaklings, they call me Halliburton.

I can get mentally retarded when I punish ya.

Like: You reak of Elderberries and at least my state has a governa.

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Return your fire mine fields of complexities

Lyrical disemboweling male hysterectomies

Seeing your blood on the keys is not affecting me

You can't produce it's a hip hop vasectomy

With your style you know rap has been forsaken

Your out of place like that White Chick played in Breakin

Started strong but by now your hearts been taken

I'm your idol quit worshipping Clay Aiken

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Aw, come on dog, you know who the crowd wants most,

The dude who got more rhymes, than bubba's got posts.

It's the N that brings the Nasty, the A that gets your Ass beat.

Check the TT, the Thorough Thrashings in this masterpiece.

Y you keep insistin' on respondin' to this Battle Beast?

I Light up lives and skies like the Summer Equinox,

Take a shot a vodka, spit game at Megan Fox.

Take a shot at your strife, low income and a gremlin for an ex-wife.

The Hip-Hop Zeus ties a lyrical noose, it's up to you to take your own life.

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With your style you know rap has been forsaken

Your out of place like that White Chick played in Breakin

I Light up lives and skies like the Summer Equinox,

Take a shot a vodka, spit game at Megan Fox.

With wordplay and punchlines like these, how can I vote for one person???

Funny how the best two battles only got like 25 combined votes :doh:

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Hey SC, we're at 5 apiece. Just post another rhyme if you wish to continue or we can shut it down. Up to you, you went first, I'm down for whatever. Any way it works, excellent job. I'm honored to block a rap roundhouse kick from you.

Lets call it a draw.

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