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Moving from left to right

1st pic

j-Lo:"Child cut the damn music my nipples is dying out on me! Get me my mother flucking 'Tweaker' NOW!!!"

2nd pic

The Nipple Tweaker: "Would Miss Lopez prefer a light pull or a heavy twist and tug?"

J-Lo:"Twist them bad boys hard like your momma taught you! Aaah...mmmm. Now you done went and got me all thirsty."

3rd pic

The Nipple Tweaker:"Please allow me to hold Miss Lopez's bevarage for her."

J-Lo: "Damn straight you better hold my drink! -slurp-...dis gin and juice is da bomb diggety! -burp- Now I need to take a biig ass crap. Where's my 'toilet paper boy'??!!"

This is not a fake pic read on...

My dream job: Jennifer Lopez Nipple Arouser

I was watching some show on Spanish TV and they were talking about J. Lo's new video (I can't remember the song, but the video also has Ben Affleck in it).

In order for her nipples to be aroused for the shoot, she has her makeup artist (a guy) standing behind her before the shoot rubbing her nipples through her shirt with his fingers. Serious.

I need a job like that. Heck, depending on the woman, I might even work for free.

Imagine getting paid to do that all day. (sigh)

:jerkoff:

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