WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him. The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended. The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal. Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment. Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFromYellowstone Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hahahahahahaha That really is hilarious. Wonder what they'll do with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Milk him for all the information he has.. Then they'll catch the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 That's what I should have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I have visions of Bush thinking why he didn't do the same thing with a camel claiming it was Bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I need to learn how to do that. I'm thinking of several female neighbors. Instant makeover to beautiful blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Make myself irresistable to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I hear Michael Bay "borrowed" this story for a scene in the new Transformers movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Turns out one of the car thieves was Stevie Nicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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