skinsfan913 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 ... Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to to the Promised Land." Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, " lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!" Now Bush Jr. wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. Bush Jr. wants to change the Republican Party Emblem from an elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is being screwed.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Ive seen this used to describe every President and Governor candidate from both sides for a few years. Clever though overused now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Kilmer17 Ive seen this used to describe every President and Governor candidate from both sides for a few years. Clever though overused now. Bingo, Kilmer! I was gonna say exactly the same thing.:notworthy (and i was a Sonny fan ) And don't forget the other overused one... Why Columbus was a Democrat He didn't really know where he was going, didn't realize where he was when he got there, and did it all by using other people's money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by riggo-toni Why Columbus was a Democrat He didn't really know where he was going, didn't realize where he was when he got there, and did it all by using other people's money.... :laugh: :notworthy I've actually never heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Funny, I heard the Colombus one, but not the other. They certainly can be applied to a bunch o' folks depending on your convictions. I still think both are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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