Riggo-toni Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again NEW YORK—Five years after the Monica Lewinsky scandal, former president Bill Clinton announced Tuesday that, at long last, he is emotionally ready to start receiving blow jobs again. "It has been a long, difficult road, but I am finally at a point in my life where I can receive oral sex from a woman again," Clinton told reporters. "After many years of soul-searching and intensive therapy, I am now able to enjoy getting blown without all that painful emotional baggage overshadowing what should be a wonderful experience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydevil Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I just hope chinese don't take this for an excuse to start trying to steal nuclear secrets again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I hope the economy takes a cue and picks up too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 I feel much the same way, other than the fact that I never went through "many years of soul-searching and intensive therapy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by JackC I hope the economy takes a cue and picks up too! Good one, Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 I hope the economy takes a cue and picks up too! But all that proves is that you don't have to be paying attention to make the economy go:D ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Sarge, Wanted another military's guys (other than my Dad's and Uncle's) opinion. Whats your thoughts on people who go AWOL or desert their post? How should they be punished? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Depends. It happens every once in awhile in peacetime. They should be busted and do some time. Wartime/ on the battlefield, they should be shot. Was that any different from you Dad/ Uncle's thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Sarge, Nope thats what they said, my dad was (until 2 months ago) in charge of the State of Michigan recruiting for the Navy but now in the XO at the only boot camp for the Navy in North Chicago - he and my Marine uncle had the same thoughts... I have a hard time getting past Dubya's alleged desertion/AWOL from his Air National Guard (or whatever it was) post back during the Vietnam War...I wonder if being the son of a powerful politican allowed him to escape punishment... I guess its all water under the bridge now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 The Guard back in those days was a very lax organization. People regularly didn't report. Even today, one can go 6 months without reporting for your weekend and still fulfill your commitment. I don't know if President Bush ever really did go AWOL, but the atmosphere back then could have accounted for that and for clinton never being busted for being AWOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Air Sarge The Guard back in those days was a very lax organization. People regularly didn't report. Even today, one can go 6 months without reporting for your weekend and still fulfill your commitment. I don't know if President Bush ever really did go AWOL, but the atmosphere back then could have accounted for that and for clinton never being busted for being AWOL. Shows you what I know, I didnt even know that Clinton ever signed up for the Guard or anythign else. I thought he went to England for academics so he didnt get drafted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 I do know for a fact that President Bush did at least show up and received training as a pilot. clinton just never bothered once his name was associated with a unit so he could avoid going to Vietnam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Air Sarge But all that proves is that you don't have to be paying attention to make the economy go:D ! I guess Dubya is paying way too much attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Air Sarge The Guard back in those days was a very lax organization. People regularly didn't report. Even today, one can go 6 months without reporting for your weekend and still fulfill your commitment. I don't know if President Bush ever really did go AWOL, but the atmosphere back then could have accounted for that and for clinton never being busted for being AWOL. The guard is still very laxed imo. I always thought of guard guys a one step above the civil air patrol. Never really thought highly of them while I was serving on active duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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