redman Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Here you go: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin56 Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 "Do you think its too late for sunscreen Ethel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Bigfoot after a waxing appointment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 "A young Iraqi couple looks on after being bombed back to the Stone Age." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 "I forget, was I suppose to apply the Rogaine liberally and use two drops of Revlon... or was it the other way around?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Nick Nolte's career continued its downward spiral this morning as he and a young companion were arrested. Nolte's 73rd DUI charge is a Las Vegas record.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 i did not have sex with monica lewinsky. sure she gave me a hummer and, yes, i finished my business on her dress once, but we did not have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Father: I was hoping it might pass you by. Son: It didn't pass me by, dad, it landed on my face! As an encore: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Billy-Bob roamed the streets ... ... convinced he could still make Angelina jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 get chur haaandss off of us you dammmmm dhirty hapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, it's hard to spell Charleton Hestons' voice.............dhaaaammit!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Mr. and Mrs. Joe-Bob-Bubba Smith EAGERLY await the start of another 5-11 Dallas Cowboys season in 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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