SportsSatire: Tony Stewart To Join The Washington Redskins Next Season

[Thinking Skins]

Tony Stewart To Join The Washington Redskins Next Season

http://www.sportssatire.com/articles/47/1/203/Tony-Stewart-To-Join-The-Washington-Redskins-Next-Season/Page1.html

Tony Stewart is parting ways with racing team owner Joe Gibbs after the two decided they could no longer work together. Stewart has already become vindictive by announcing he is planning to play for the Washington Redskins next season.

Stewart has never played professional football but is certain he can make the switch from NASCAR to the NFL. He has not yet declared what position he will be playing with the Redskins.

Stewart immediately contacted the Redskins and owner Daniel Snyder. Snyder signed Stewart to a contract today. He may not ever see the actual playing field, however.

[CRobi21]

Ummm. What?

I hate the offseason. Is it July 20th yet?

[Genghis Khan]

Am I the only person who doesn't find much humor in this.

[Thinking Skins]

I found it funny for the first two paragraphs. I was skeptical about posting it, but I thought it might add some humor.

[SUSkinsFan]

Am I the only person who doesn't find much humor in this.

Nope

[Blondie]

Am I the only person who doesn't find much humor in this.

Nope, you're not.

I found it funny for the first two paragraphs. I was skeptical about posting it, but I thought it might add some humor.

See what happens when you think.

[motorhead]

Am I the only person who doesn't find much humor in this.

Ditto on the nope.:doh:

[ddub52]

who wrote this garbage?