Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 figured since hes an ex cowboy getting made fun of and there is a redskin pick in there id post this here. its pretty hillarious. http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebowski Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Tim Tebow and Darren McDaniels :laugh: Roughed up in the behind :rotflmao: Are you sure this is fake? Sounds like Emmit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX2PORTIS6Xx Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 thats great, exaclty what emmit would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Trying too hard at points, but hilarious nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor4Life Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Everyone say Barrett O'Bama seem like a cool cat, but he Irish, our long and sworn enemies who start the War of 1812, a battle we are still fighting today. I would hate to see Irishland be the country we lossed a war against. And then you have Hillary Clinton, who cannot be counted on to get the jobs done. If she cannot please her man, how could she possibly please the good people of the United States of Americans? My vote for the next president is John McCann. I never hear him speak, but I sawed he have a hot daughter. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I've got my whole office cracking up with this one! Thanks, OP, great thread.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris0894 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 lol that was funny....looks like he gave the Pats back their 31st pick too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Tim Tebow :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebowski Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Rashard Mendenhal getting picked twice by the Pats and Rashard Anderson, RB ILL going to the Chargers :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 i liked how he had ryan going to two different teams, and mendenhall getting selected by the pats twice, just to make sure they got him. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 New England Patriots: Rashard Mendenhall, RB, Illinois My sources telling me that NFL commissioner David Stern are trying to take these pick away from New England Patriots. I could not agree with those more. Roger Stern should also come up to Bill Billick's door and slap him upside down the heads. No one cheat in the Super Bowl and get away with it! New England need to grab Rashard Mendenhall again in case they could not get him the first time around. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Just my opinion, but I thought it was pretty racist and sterotypical. PS- I am an old white guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 This honestly made my afternoon!! hahahahhaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 He has Matt Ryan going number 1 overall and number 8. Also his son going to the Bucs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OU_skins Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Just my opinion, but I thought it was pretty racist and sterotypical.PS- I am an old white guy. I like how emmitt picked no defensive players. hahaha. anyway, not everything is racist. i think your racist for asuming that making fun of a black dude for being stupid automatically means your making fun of him for being black. you think black people are stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#21Taylor4Ever Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 This has to be a joke, right? Respectations? Felix Gordon? Brian Bomb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I haven't even made it to the mock draft yet. I'm having too much fun on the anthology page. Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record.:rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUBAR Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I haven't even made it to the mock draft yet. I'm having too much fun on the anthology page.:rotflmao: QFT. That page is hilarious, everybody should check that out once they get done with the "mock draft." "You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." :laugh: Absolutely classic. As for this thread, this bit got me laughing pretty hard. "Big Bob head have been through a lot lately. He have been in a bicycle accident a couple of months ago. Then his stomach blow up. Then he have a concussion or two. A part of a man's body can only be explosioned so many times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Just my opinion, but I thought it was pretty racist and sterotypical.PS- I am an old white guy. Have you ever seen Emmitt speak on ESPN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMat184 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Have you ever seen Emmitt speak on ESPN? EXACTLY! To call his performance on ESPN "atrocious" would be a compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin4ever Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 This is real! I saw this on NFL Live last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddukes Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 This is one of the funnier things I've read in a while. I like that not a single defensive player was picked in the entire mock draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Chaaarmnder Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 This is priceless. Hats off to the guy who wrote it, pure genius with A+ comedic value. PErsonal fav: "He become a rookie in 1989, which is about eight or nine years ago. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909997 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 should we draft emmith smith IV in 2017? how ironic would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinSince87 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i hope e smith didn't really word or write this, cause it's kindergarten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimblehippo Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Its absoloutely hilarious isn't it- and i would recomend the whole site - it is reguarly updated, and has loads of stuff. ITs my first point of call for draft news and info. There's also an april fools draft which is not quite as good as the Smith one though I do like how we take Oprah Winfrey though, and buffalo takes the Oregon cheerleaders with their first pick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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