washogskinz Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Official Release: (Mar 31, 2008) The Dallas Cowboys of the National Football league announced that they have been sold to Mexican Billionaire Carlos Helu, the worlds third richest man. Former owner Jerry Jones has reportedly accepted an offer of 50 million dollars and Helu will take over payments on the troubled new domed stadium being built in Arlington Texas which is experiencing financial difficulties. "I'm going to move the team to Mexico City and play the two exhibition games back in Dallas." Helu said. "You woun't see me meddling down on the sidelines either,amigos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Gut Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 when do I laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 :laugh: Only $50 million? Jerruh must REALLY be desparate. Who is Carlos Helu? Who the Helu think he is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMTaylor4ever Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 wow, i mean this is a big day for the NFC east with portis being cut now this, wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wait a minute something's not right here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 50 million? You didn't even TRY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruchizzle Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Im imagining someones going to say April Fools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFan48 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 or how about give it a rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 god, will the madness end!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfbovey Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Failure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 un-epic fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da'uud Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 so funny I forgot to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jino Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 OK. Now let's stop this madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucfSKINS Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 worst april fools joke. extremely transparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Closed for epic lameness. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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