Fletch_Lives59 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello!" He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Talent Agent: what's the name of your act? Man: The Aristocrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 quality joke, thanks for posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Nice! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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USS Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What does the blind guy walking past the fish market say? "Good Evening, Ladies.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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