thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Coach Andy Reid had put together the perfect Eagles team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN and eating a donut, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away—ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away—ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph—bulls-eye! “I’ve got to get this guy!” Reid said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!” So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Bosnian is known as the Great Hero of football, and when Reid asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. “Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl.” “I don’t want to talk to you,” the old woman says. “You deserted us. You are not my son.” “I don’t think you understand, Mother!” the young man pleads. “I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.” “No, let me tell you,” the mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight.” The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “…I’ll never forgive you for making us move to Philadelphia!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRock Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: goodern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Poster Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 OUCHHHH!!!!!!! but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinmonger Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Seth, that joke bit when I heard it 3 years ago with the NY Giants replacing the Eagles. Stick with knock-knock jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Skinmonger Seth, that joke bit when I heard it 3 years ago with the NY Giants replacing the Eagles. Stick with knock-knock jokes. stick with getting off my balls you don't like it, don't read it funny how you "heard" it used with the Giants when it's talking about a team who has never won a Superbowl idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinmonger Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 :finger: :finger: Oh, I'm sorry, you must have made it up yourself. The line about the Superbowl wasn't always in it. I guess you do what need to make it past the fact that the franchise you follow is ridiculed nationwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Skinmonger :finger: :finger: Oh, I'm sorry, you must have made it up yourself. The line about the Superbowl wasn't always in it. I guess you do what need to make it past the fact that the franchise you follow is ridiculed nationwide. only part i changed (added) was "eating a donut" ridiculed nationwide? do you have a life? are you stupid? do you follow football? am i asking too many questions at once? look jackass, i understand that the joke affected you in a negative way, but the truth is the truth -- Philly is trash it's simple, you don't like it, don't read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinmonger Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 :cool: Take off the Maroon glasses Seth. They are ridiculed nationwide. I didn't mean to anger you:shhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Skinmonger :cool: Take off the Maroon glasses Seth. They are ridiculed nationwide. I didn't mean to anger you:shhh: a pathetic, idiotic, and desperate Eagle fan on a message board doesn't anger me, but thanks for caring :high: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Skinmonger :cool: Take off the Maroon glasses Seth. They are ridiculed nationwide. I didn't mean to anger you:shhh: THiTo11, I think he means green glasses. Isn't that who Warren Sapp was ridiculing in the #7 Jaws jersey at the Super Bowl? That seven stood for 7Up and Philly, never had it, never will.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 And I might add an Igglefan with an IQ lower than the # of Lombardi Trophies possessed by his favorite team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinmonger Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Yusuf06 And I might add an Igglefan with an IQ lower than the # of Lombardi Trophies possessed by his favorite team. If that is what makes you guys forget how bad your team blows, I'm happy for you. I'm sure the next coaching change will be the "magic" one.:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Just like the next years Iggle team will be the greatest of all time. The Iggles are like the 1980's Denver Broncos team. Except they went to the SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Skinmonger I'm sure the next coaching change will be the "magic" one.:cry: Spurrier will be here longer than it takes Andy Reid to locate his feet and in case you didn't know, both our teams are 0-0 except YOUR QB has been exposed for the overrated fraud he is and YOUR defense is losing key players you had your chance to shine, now it's over enjoy your offseason :high: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Poster Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I hate those pissant Eagle fans that go to opposing teams message boards just to start trouble. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by The Invisible Poster I hate those pissant Eagle fans that go to opposing teams message boards just to start trouble. :puke: i don't i enjoy smack and they keep us on our toes i just wish we'd get a smart one every now and then :high: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 An eagles fan talkin shizznit and CK nowhere to be found? Blaspheme. Here I am and lets do the damn thing. You know...although I have the name Cowboykilla, I really hate Eagles fans more. Maybe it's because they are all so inbred they can't look straight, or maybe it's because they smell like manuer. Either way, I wouldn't piss on one to put him out if he/she was on fire. Skinsmonger is yet another one of the many dumpster scavengers that somehow was let into a public library and was allowed to use the computer. He is nothing. He is nothing. He is nothing. Thito and I will be happy to be the board trash men from now on out. Skinsmonger will not be tolerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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