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Creative ways to describe today's game


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I got this texting thing during games with a couple of buddies -- back and forth it goes, disseminating the game as is progresses. After it was 38-0, we started coming up with creative ways to describe what we were witnessing. Some of the better ones:

  • Ned Beatty in "Deliverance" vs. angry gay Rambo
  • Quadriplegic Zombies vs. large meteor
  • Girl Scout with narcolepsy vs. Mayan guy who rips still-beating heart out of chest
  • Big bald punching guy who fought Indiana Jones in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" vs. propeller of German transport plane

I found this exercise to be mildly therapeutic. Please add your own.

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I got this texting thing during games with a couple of buddies -- back and forth it goes, disseminating the game as is progresses. After it was 38-0, we started coming up with creative ways to describe what we were witnessing. Some of the better ones:

  • Ned Beatty in "Deliverance" vs. angry gay Rambo
  • Quadriplegic Zombies vs. large meteor
  • Girl Scout with narcolepsy vs. Mayan guy who rips still-beating heart out of chest
  • Big bald punching guy who fought Indiana Jones in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" vs. propeller of German transport plane

I found this exercise to be mildly therapeutic. Please add your own.

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