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You know how when you finally use that opening line you've been saving for the right girl because you spot the woman of your dreams sitting alone at the bar ... and she turns slowly ... and looks you unabashedly up and down ... and then her luscious, moist lips slowly turn up into a smile that lights the room ... and her catlike green eyes flash suddenly with a visceral heat that you feel ignite a flame for the ages somewhere down deep inside ... and she extends a tender hand toward you ... and when your hands touch you and she feel a simultaneous jolt of sexual, emotional and all-encompassing connection so profound that in that instant, neither of you can imagine ever waking another day anywhere other than in each other's arms?

Well this was nothing like that. Not even ****ing close.

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You know how when you finally use that opening line you've been saving for the right girl because you spot the woman of your dreams sitting alone at the bar ... and she turns slowly ... and looks you unabashedly up and down ... and then her luscious, moist lips slowly turn up into a smile that lights the room ... and her catlike green eyes flash suddenly with a visceral heat that you feel ignite a flame for the ages somewhere down deep inside ... and she extends a tender hand toward you ... and when your hands touch you and she feel a simultaneous jolt of sexual, emotional and all-encompassing connection so profound that in that instant, neither of you can imagine ever waking another day anywhere other than in each other's arms?

Well this was nothing like that. Not even ****ing close.

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the two gay dudes on "America's next top Model" vs. the Pheonix from the "X-men".

The Phoenix doesn't stand a chance against Miss Jay's stilettos...Phoenix is bad but she wouldn't know what hit her, never underestimate and the effeminate types...:silly:

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Guest RideorDieChic
the two gay dudes on "America's next top Model" vs. the Pheonix from the "X-men".

The Phoenix doesn't stand a chance against Miss Jay's stilettos...Phoenix is bad but she wouldn't know what hit her, never underestimate and the effeminate types...:silly:

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