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I understand this was sickening. I understand there are a lot of fans having trouble dealing with it. I know lots of you want to argue about what is wrong, what needs to be done, what this means about what kind of team we REALLY are, etc., etc. I'm fine with that.

But somewhere around 45-0 the Python fan in me kicked in. And I offer the following gif for those of you want to deal with this by shaking your head at the absurdity of it all, admitting those of us who put forward winning predictions were "JUUUUUST a tad outside," and just look FORWARD.

Guys IF we do hit the halfway mark at 5-3, on pace for 10-6 (and definitely the paloffs!), maybe we will look back at this being the best way to deal with the Pats game:

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I understand this was sickening. I understand there are a lot of fans having trouble dealing with it. I know lots of you want to argue about what is wrong, what needs to be done, what this means about what kind of team we REALLY are, etc., etc. I'm fine with that.

But somewhere around 45-0 the Python fan in me kicked in. And I offer the following gif for those of you want to deal with this by shaking your head at the absurdity of it all, admitting those of us who put forward winning predictions were "JUUUUUST a tad outside," and just look FORWARD.

Guys IF we do hit the halfway mark at 5-3, on pace for 10-6 (and definitely the paloffs!), maybe we will look back at this being the best way to deal with the Pats game:

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I don't see us winning next week after the way we performed the last two games. Our defense just gave up 40+ points and collapsed last week. We also might be without CR, who covering Coles? The Jets have a very good Defensive Line who if they get pressure on Jason will likely cause him to fumble or over throw our open wide receivers as he'd been doing lately. That's partly due to the line being banged up and partly due to Jason not keeping two hands on the ball, not something to be fixed next week. Offensively we are still not using all of our weapons and we can't get our running game going because of the line. I think we get to 4-4 next week and people see the team for what it really is.

But I love the picture, thanks for the laugh!

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I don't see us winning next week after the way we performed the last two games. Our defense just gave up 40+ points and collapsed last week. We also might be without CR, who covering Coles? The Jets have a very good Defensive Line who if they get pressure on Jason will likely cause him to fumble or over throw our open wide receivers as he'd been doing lately. That's partly due to the line being banged up and partly due to Jason not keeping two hands on the ball, not something to be fixed next week. Offensively we are still not using all of our weapons and we can't get our running game going because of the line. I think we get to 4-4 next week and people see the team for what it really is.

But I love the picture, thanks for the laugh!

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For those of you who would like a little transcript with your Holy Grail gif:

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must

cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that then? [points to arm on ground]

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

[hah]

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'll have at you!

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid ****, you've got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.

ARTHUR: Look! [points to arms on ground]

BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[bang]

ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

[whop]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR: You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!

Have at you! Come on then.

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

****s! Come back here and take what's coming to you.

I'll bite your legs off!

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For those of you who would like a little transcript with your Holy Grail gif:

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must

cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that then? [points to arm on ground]

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

[hah]

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'll have at you!

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid ****, you've got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.

ARTHUR: Look! [points to arms on ground]

BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[bang]

ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

[whop]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR: You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!

Have at you! Come on then.

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

****s! Come back here and take what's coming to you.

I'll bite your legs off!

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You bet. It just seems to me that as up and down as this team has been, I got NO idea what we are going to do next week.

I'm for just shaking my head, chuckling, and leaving this one behind.

For all the money Daniel spends, for all the high priced coaches we have, for all the expensive players that we contract, it gets us a 45 point loss. I've been a fan since I was 5 (my first skins memory) and its the worst loss of my life. To me that isn't something that can just be forgotten.

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You bet. It just seems to me that as up and down as this team has been, I got NO idea what we are going to do next week.

I'm for just shaking my head, chuckling, and leaving this one behind.

For all the money Daniel spends, for all the high priced coaches we have, for all the expensive players that we contract, it gets us a 45 point loss. I've been a fan since I was 5 (my first skins memory) and its the worst loss of my life. To me that isn't something that can just be forgotten.

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For all the money Daniel spends, for all the high priced coaches we have, for all the expensive players that we contract, it gets us a 45 point loss. I've been a fan since I was 5 (my first skins memory) and its the worst loss of my life. To me that isn't something that can just be forgotten.

I'm definitely not saying you don't have a point. As I understand it, this was Gibbs single worst loss EVER. I think I'd need a quick dose of Instant Alzheimer's to forget. I'm just not sure if there's a lot better I can do than just recognize we got well and truly blown out, set it aside, and move on.

Satisfying, no. Safer to be around sharp objects, yes.

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