REDSKINGATOR11 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because I can't discuss this game, I will lower myself to invite everyone to place there best noodle arm / throw away jokes here. Lets get original now. None of the old standbys relating to hitting the broad side of a barn or throwing it in the ocean off the Titanic. letter rip. By the way, I am going on a hunger strike until the Redskins win! (I am so dang hungry already - does Dairy count?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins57 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 2 ex-gators QB's walked into a building... yea would have thought one of them would have seen it. :laugh: Sorry I have that joke stuck in my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 You're trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a deadly Rattlesnake, and Shane Matthews. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot Shane. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 The 7 dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out "Shane can win for us." Snow White says "Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptown Skins Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? SHERWOOD. Sherwood who? SHERWOOD LIKE TO SEE SHANE COMPLETE A PASS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Brown #43 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 "All right guys, scramble on three..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 "Hi, my name is Shane, and I'm an NFL quarterback." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 can Shane sneeze harder than he can throw? :geek: (by the way - is that thing a registered weapon?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Redskins QB Shane Matthews has miraculously survived a horrednous ordeal after his plane crashed in the middle of a Southern Pacific Island inhabited by cannibals. When asked how he lost his right arm, Matthews explained, "The cannibals cheiftain got a sudden craving for my Chicken Noodle in his soup..." Best I could make up on the spur of the moment:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Brown #43 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by riggo-toni Redskins QB Shane Matthews has miraculously survived a horrednous ordeal after his plane crashed in the middle of a Southern Pacific Island inhabited by cannibals. When asked how he lost his right arm, Matthews explained, "The cannibals cheiftain got a sudden craving for my Chicken Noodle in his soup..." Clearly the Redskins' woes have left us all a bit delirious. :alcoholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I've seen better arms on a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 why does he save all his dumps for gametime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsbadd Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Shane Matthews was asked about a touchdown pass to Rod Gardner,he replied " I was actually trying to throw it away but don't have the arm for it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonedoc Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Shane tied his Dalmation to a post, threw passes at him all day long.......still couldn't hit a spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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