fuji869 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 so true... 10 characters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 :laugh: Where's Blondie..she will get a kick out of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 :laugh: Where's Blondie..she will get a kick out of that Why, is she a gambler ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 :laugh: Where's Blondie..she will get a kick out of that So will Huly.... both southern and blonde... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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