TC4 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It's 3 o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! I think you should help him!" The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 :laugh: The Drunk A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks," How did you do that???? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!!!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes tot the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. he drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all....SPLAT!!!!!! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him," You're really an jerk when you're drunk, Superman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 :laugh: The Drunk A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks," How did you do that???? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!!!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes tot the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. he drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all....SPLAT!!!!!! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him," You're really an jerk when you're drunk, Superman." Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Haha didnt even see the Superman one coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 :rotflmao::laugh::laugh: Nice one TC4! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 hahaha both of those were good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 :laugh: The Drunk A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. .......The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him," You're really an jerk when you're drunk, Superman." :rotflmao::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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