halter91 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 A United States Marine, having completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, was attending some college courses between assignments. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-****ed him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******, so He sent me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 That's TREMENDOUS!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 I love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Force Cane Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 got three salutes today walking from the Pentagon. OO RAH! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Force Cane Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 how do you like my SIX PACK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 damn good post, hoorah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: A Marine in college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: A Marine in college hey....... im goin to college just you wait and see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 hey....... im goin to college just you wait and see! Naval Academy or VMI was it? good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Naval Academy or VMI was it?good luck im gonna aply to both, you can probably guess my first choice, and thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 that's funny ..... and true semper fi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cskin Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 I bought a round of Marines about to leave for Iraq a round of beers about a month ago. In fact... I picked up their tab because they were in a hurry and about to miss their flight. Everytime I see soliders.... I make sure to tell them I appreciate what they're doing and not to let those protesting the war get to them.... that the majority of Americans support them and believe in them. Those kids are always so young... but they are the most polite and appreciative kids I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Force Cane Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 nice work Cskin! It means alot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 im gonna aply to both, you can probably guess my first choice, and thanks! I'd recommend the Citadel. I came 'this close' to going there - several of my friends did, and they had a great experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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