Loxley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I dont know if i have posted this in the right place but i got sent this by email today and i thought it was absolutely hilarious, so enjoy. Super Bowl Fan ============== A man receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replies no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, he again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's terribly sad. But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?" "No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dent19 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 that is funny!!!!! ive already tolod it twice today....LOL :applause: :applause: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinzelwashington Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 haha thats messed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCNightHawk Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 hahah reminds me of that golf joke: A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass. After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. One of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing your concentration, to pay your respects." "Well, he said,... We were married for 35 years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 That's messed up...but I can't say I didn't smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Change the event from the Super Bowl to the Cowboys / Redskins game and its even funnier.......... (plus the last row at FedEx is pretty far up to boot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Damn. That's just wrong. I almost feel bad for laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I heard this on Sports Talk 980 Why doesn't Flint, Michigan have a professional football team? Answer below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Because then Detroit would want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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