skinsterp Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 For a playoff chance A win here would sure enhance My love for the ‘Skins :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fisher Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Awwww.........Poor little thing........ these Redskin fans talking about your team. Blondie I should expect posts like this from a person with the screen name Blondie!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernStar Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Your smack-talk is as old As the style of your play. The players will settle What happens Sunday. Don't think you'll be Pulling a fast one. 'Cause the Boys in Blue Will remember the last one. It's well into the season. (actually quite late) And once again it's time To determine your fate. There's nothing you can say And nothing you can do. To change the results Of what will happen to you. I read with delight Your boasts and your talking. But when the playoff bus leaves, You'll all be walking. Sunday night will come like a cold winter gale. But, guys, take heart! Coach Tice has tickets for sale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsterp Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I should expect posts like this from a person with the screen name Blondie!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Oh it's on now pal! I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, especially after Sunday. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The Hoggettes draw nigh, The Cowgirls soon defeated, I am drunk as h*ll. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan035 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Beat the Cowboys Hit 'em in the a$$ Pound 'em in the dirt Stomp 'em in the grass Whoop 'em 'til they ache Crush those Dallas clowns Make 'em wish forever They never came to town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't ---- with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I should expect posts like this from a person with the screen name Blondie!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: yeah like a handle "1fisher" invokes visions of an intellectual giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyShoo Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The Autumn Wind is an Native American Blustering in from plains With a rollicking song he sweeps along swaggering, yet not in vain His face is weather beaten He wears a large feather With his burgundy hat on his head And a bristly gold sweater He growls as he storms the country A warrior big and bold And the trees all shake and quiver and quake As the Lombardi Trophy he holds The Autumn wind is a Redskin Scoring at will just for fun He'll knock you 'round and upside down And laugh when he's conquered and won :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsman4u Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 yeah like a handle "1fisher" invokes visions of an intellectual giant :applause: :applause: :applause: Yeah, that would be the type fish that swims at the bottom and eats well...whatever! Must be a Dallas fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fisher Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 yeah like a handle "1fisher" invokes visions of an intellectual giant that coming from a guy named bubba..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsFanFromPhiladelph Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Think back to week 2 with the two long bombs... The girls and the Tuna went home crying to their moms... This time around give em a dose of Portis and Cooley, too... and watch out Keyshawn, Sean Taylor will f*ckin kill you! And to the old geezer named Drew Bledsoe... Watch out for Cornelius, hes gunna get you like a ho-ho... So all the Burgundy faithful be loud at FedEx... and watch as big D ends up breakin their necks... The playoffs are coming around its almost time... and were gunna be in the for the first time since '99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINSFN4LIFE Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Here come the Pukes from out west.... Who think that they are the best.... They'll come to our house expecting a mouse.... But will get stung in this hornets nest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 I should expect posts like this from a person with the screen name Blondie!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: The irony. A blonde smarter than you. Oh wait..........you're a cowboy fan. THIS GUY IS SMARTER!! ;) Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 Rings Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 SO here come the Cokeboys, back to try their luck. The trolls will say "we've got 5 trophies," I say "SO WHAT!?" We have a lot more class, So here's a "way to go!" Number 8 got concussed and Twenty-Two is washed up, and eighty-eight just likes the blow. Youve got Bledsoe and a greedy "Me-shawn" So don't think about gettin' your rocks off, We've got a Safety who's laying in wait thinkin' of knocking his block off. A screen to Santana Claus, a draw to 26 Maybe Chris Cooley gets into the mix. Portis runs hard and puts in the last score, Redskins beat Dallas, sing the song once more. Hail to the Redskins Hail victory Braves on the Warpath Fight for old DC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 During this week a question comes to mind especially in this great thread of rhyme. An important question that I'm sure has an answer One known by an expert in the area, such as 1fisher It's a bit of a task,you see, to ask such a thing finding a simple way, so a Cowboys fan can understand what I'm asking It comes to mind, during this week of Dallas to finally ask and maybe he'll tell us So before there is more rhyming and fussing If 2 Cowboys fans get divorced, does this mean they're still cousins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 You eff with Skins you sleep with the fishes Two words, four syllables, Redskins ****es!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 During this week a question comes to mindespecially in this great thread of rhyme. An important question that I'm sure has an answer One known by an expert in the area, such as 1fisher It's a bit of a task,you see, to ask such a thing finding a simple way, so a Cowboys fan can understand what I'm asking It comes to mind, during this week of Dallas to finally ask and maybe he'll tell us So before there is more rhyming and fussing If 2 Cowboys fans get divorced, does this mean they're still cousins? Nice and funny! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsman4u Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Now prance away , dash away you Cowtoys and all, while Moss blows by you and Roy takes a fall! Peanut butter, cheese and crack heads too, the Rams were first and next will be you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The irony.A blonde smarter than you. Oh wait..........you're a cowboy fan. THIS GUY IS SMARTER!! ;) Blondie Get him, Blondie, get him!:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 1 f****** idiot spouting horribly embarrassing remarks The following should be sang to the tune of "This Old Man" Cowboy fans, they are sad Ugly and their breath is bad They got smoked crack-woody whackin-sisters on a bone Skins will send them crying home Bill Parcells, dumb and fat Can’t see where his Woody’s at There’s a big round roll of flesh hanging from his gut Gibbs is gonna kick his butt FedEx Field, packed and loud Ghost of RFK is proud Mr. Bledsoe-don’t know-what he’s gonna do Monday he’ll be black and blue Come on everybody, sing it with me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 that coming from a guy named bubba..... Darn tootin'....... if a guy named Bubba recognizes your lack of intelligence, really doesn't bold well for you now does it? oh well there is always the glamorous career in either the fast food industry, or janitorial services..... with a little luck, and we pull a few strings for you .... this dream lifestyle upgrade could be yours :fingersx: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsLover Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 :notworthy :applause: :dallasuck :dallasuck :point2sky :dallasuck :point2sky The following should be sang to the tune of "This Old Man" Cowboy fans, they are sad Ugly and their breath is bad They got smoked crack-woody whackin-sisters on a bone Skins will send them crying home Bill Parcells, dumb and fat Can’t see where his Woody’s at There’s a big round roll of flesh hanging from his gut Gibbs is gonna kick his butt FedEx Field, packed and loud Ghost of RFK is proud Mr. Bledsoe-don’t know-what he’s gonna do Monday he’ll be black and blue Come on everybody, sing it with me.... OMG ...That was AWSOME!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 1f****** idiot spouting horribly embarrassing remarks The following should be sang to the tune of "This Old Man" Cowboy fans, they are sad Ugly and their breath is bad They got smoked crack-woody whackin-sisters on a bone Skins will send them crying home Bill Parcells, dumb and fat Can’t see where his Woody’s at There’s a big round roll of flesh hanging from his gut Gibbs is gonna kick his butt FedEx Field, packed and loud Ghost of RFK is proud Mr. Bledsoe-don’t know-what he’s gonna do Monday he’ll be black and blue Come on everybody, sing it with me.... Now, that was awesome... I'm so proud to be a Redskins' fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Only two days left 'til kickoff against Dallas. Resuscitate thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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