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Blondie

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jrockster21

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if the rest of this thread was like the first two I read it's pretty sad......... I felt like I was in the second grade all over again.... funny thing is, I know second graders that could rhyme better than some of this crap........

I'm not going to check the profiles to see ages associated with the post for fear of another let down..........pathetic I tell ya!

Oh boy, another Cowboy troll here to rain on the parade...what a surprise! :rolleyes:

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Drockvb

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It is like night and day

on the field they play.

Mighty the Red fills the air,

while cowboys deflate in utter despair.

Hush hush

can you here it?

HAIL HAIL!

can you here it?

HAIL HAIL!

The day is near

for Dallas to fear.

Awaken and rise all mighty Skins

beat them this time will give us two wins.

Show all the world the true cowboy way

the way you are

All Brokeback Mountain gay.

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Ax

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Redskins aren’t red, but Cowboys are blue

Redskins play football, Cowboys do too

Redskins were warriors, noble and brave

Cowboys were criminals, and still are today

Redskins are gritty, heart they don’t lack

Cowboys play ****ty, all pumped up on crack

Redskins are hungry, for postseason play

Cowboys are homely, and most likely gay

Redskins need FedEx, to go off like nukes

And make hearing hard, for the hated Cowpukes

Redskins win Sunday, of this there’s no doubt

Whoever ain’t with us, can get the **** out!

:dallasuck

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skinthemboys

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Redskins aren’t red, but Cowboys are blue

Redskins play football, Cowboys do too

Redskins were warriors, noble and brave

Cowboys were criminals, and still are today

Redskins are gritty, heart they don’t lack

Cowboys play ****ty, all pumped up on crack

Redskins are hungry, for postseason play

Cowboys are homely, and most likely gay

Redskins need FedEx, to go off like nukes

And make hearing hard, for the hated Cowpukes

Redskins win Sunday, of this there’s no doubt

Whoever ain’t with us, can get the **** out!

:dallasuck

:applause: :applause: good one. keep em going :dallasuck

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Blondie

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if the rest of this thread was like the first two I read it's pretty sad......... I felt like I was in the second grade all over again.... funny thing is, I know second graders that could rhyme better than some of this crap........

I'm not going to check the profiles to see ages associated with the post for fear of another let down..........pathetic I tell ya!

Awwww.........

Poor little thing........

these Redskin fans

talking about your team.

Blondie

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Monkart

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if the rest of this thread was like the first two I read it's pretty sad......... I felt like I was in the second grade all over again.... funny thing is, I know second graders that could rhyme better than some of this crap........

I'm not going to check the profiles to see ages associated with the post for fear of another let down..........pathetic I tell ya!

Yeah!! but funny thing is, those second graders are adult cowboy fans !!!! :D

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PuckDallas81

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'Twas the week before dallas and all through the town

Skin's fans cheered about beating the cowboys down

The tickets were stored in the dresser with care

In hopes that sunday would soon be there

The fans knew they were better than whats being said

While visions of Lavar's hit on Troy danced through their head

The wait was long but they knew what it was worth

A victory on sunday could mean a great playoff birth

The thought of Santana made Roy quiver

and flashbacks of Taylor made Crayton shiver

The tuna was having nightmares of the 4th quarter choke

Before bed he prayed that they wouldn't get smoked

Meanwhile in D.C. Gibb's gameplan was being made

Portis up the gut and Santana on a fade

Defense was ready for the great task at hand

and on special teams Antonio was the man

Go Portis, Go Taylor, Go Brunell, Go Washington,

Go Rogers, Go Cooley, Go Springs, Go Arrington

Sellars will give the buisness to anyone in his way

and trying to cover Moss will be a frustrating day

Sundays the day the 12th man will rule

Once again we'll show everyone that Cowboys are tools

Let these boys know that Fed-Ex is our palace

Say it loud and say it proud WE WANT DALLAS!

PuckDallas81

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PCS

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Bump. Back from the second page with you.

This one is for 1 fisher and the second grader reading this to him . ;)

puck beat me too it but what the hell.

Twas the week before Dallas, when all through Extremeskins,

Everyone of us was stirring and busily typing

Extremesters were posting at an optimistic tear

in hopes that a victory against Dallas would soon be theirs.

When they were done they went to their beds

thoughts of touchdowns danced in their heads

And the nightshift would takeover from places far away

posting thoughts of victory and playoffs, to finish off the day

The mods with their ban buttons were standing quiet guard

watching and waiting to change an avatar

When out on The Stadium there arose quite the noise

Posters from abroad had come calling, fans of the Cowboys

Trolls they were and being Boys fans really quite dumb

To engage them in smack talk, would make one quite numb

They tell us we're pathetic and the Boys will win Sunday

Obviously Fisher Price sold out of computers that very day

Threads were merged and posters were banned

while the flames of the rivalry were vigorously fanned

Then with a twang we heard another yell,

one we would repeat and do rather well

We want Dallas sprang from out mouths and our fingers

letting all know that in our minds, past defeats didn't linger.

Down memory lane we have traveled and done so with glee

visions of Grant, Butz,Riggo, Green, The Hogs and Joey T

For those of us at the game, we plan our attack

with pennies in bottles and even caps

Standing and making noise in the stands that travels to the ground

disrupting the offense with a fury of sound

For those not attending but staying at home

they'll be there in spirit if not on a phone.

Then Sunday will come and pregame will begin

We'll see the Redskins and Joe Gibbs at FedEx again.

Joe will be walking the field with cap held low

talking to players to get them ready for the show

His face,though covered by Redskins hat and glasses

still show the intensity, born of previous clashes

Pre game interview with Joe Gibbs will be shown

and his feelings about the game will be known

When it's over, with a wink of an eye and tilt of his head

will give me to know I'll have nothing to dread

And then will come the moment we all have waited for

When introductions are given and the crowd begins to roar

Joe will lead the Redskins onto the field

A team of champions,that he has begun to build

Parcells and the Boys will be waiting with a few of their fans

who will be quiet and alone, in the Redskins owned stands

As gametime approaches,we'll wait and talk anxiously

about what we'll soon be seeing hopefully

A kickoff that will start this most important of games

and we as Redskins fans will begin yelling names

Arrington, Rogers, Moss and Brunell,

and as the game goes on, others we'll yell

The fans will be loud and on their feet

it won't be till halftime, till they will again find their seats

Just like thost at home, cheering so loudly,

for the offense and the defense, to beat the Girls soundly

ExtremeSkins will be crowded and the game thread will be out

hopefully some will behave and keep the Queen from acting out

Taylor will meet Keyshawn and Arrington Bledsoe

knocking them stupid, with hard hitting blows

Brunell to Moss and C.P. to the endzone

by running and by passes well thrown

Touchdowns will be scored and punts will be forced

on the Cowboys this day, will come the very worst

After the game Joe will come out

and talk about a game that was never in doubt

And as the lights dim and the days excitement draws to an end

We see Joe Gibb walking away, after a hard fought win

We'll hear him exclaim as he drives out of site

Happy playoffs to all and to all a good night.

:doh:

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Pete

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Remember this one from last season Blondie.......................

Twas the night before Dallas, and all cross the mall

The talk was not Christmas, but Redskins football

The redskins are going, to Dallas to kill

That dam Cowboys team, and their big fat coach Bill

The fans will be huddled, with fists over head

While visions of victory, dance through our heads

The beer will be flowing, from bottle and tap

As we settle in front, of the TV and chat

When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,

The games about to start, and nothing else matters.

Away to the kitchen they’ll run like a flash,

To get some more popcorn, before the teams clash

They’ll pound on their chests and yell here we go

lets go and pound Dallas, we owe them you know

When, what to our wondering ears should we hear,

Bill Parcels confessing he’s actually a queer,

With a little old QB, not lively or quick,

The defense will crush him it’s gonna be sick

More rapid than eagles the blitzes they’ll come,

and we will pound Vinie until he is numb.

With Taylor and Arrington plus others blitzin

In ol Vinnies draws, you might find some shlitzin

So hit him so hard he fumbles the ball

Then dash away! dash away! To the endzone yall

As long passes that before, we didn’t see fly,

Brunells strong arm will light up the sky,

To all the receivers the passes they flew,

But Gardner is playin, and you know he’ll drop two

And then, in a twinkling, we will see proof

Portis’s numbers will go through the roof

The offence is clicking , it’s turning around,

and don’t worry people, Williams is stickin around

We’ll be dressed in our gear, from our heads to feet,

and as we see the coin tossed, we come out of our seat;

A bundle of nerves, as the coin hits the ground

The Redskins will receive, what a wonderful sound.

Our eyes -- how they twinkle! our smiles so merry!

Those burgundy jerseys, look so damn cherry!

With a quick little wave, all players in a row

The ball is kicked off, it’s time for the show;

The chump of a coach clinched tight his old teeth,

as his team just got flagged, for a hit that was cheep;

He has a broad face and is a bit smelly,

It looks like his body is a big bag of jelly.

He’s an arrogant old chump, all full of himself,

And I laugh when I see him, I may pizz myself;

I look at this guy and think in my head,

at this point he’s having strong feelings of dread;

Gibbs spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

and unlike Parcells, doesn’t act like a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, to the QB that he chose;

Ramsey sprang from the huddle, the fans scream and whistled,

And away Portis flew, just like a cruise mistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, LETS CRUSH DALLAS TONIGHT"

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Blondie

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Remember this one from last season Blondie.......................

Twas the night before Dallas, and all cross the mall

The talk was not Christmas, but Redskins football

The redskins are going, to Dallas to kill

That dam Cowboys team, and their big fat coach Bill

The fans will be huddled, with fists over head

While visions of victory, dance through our heads

The beer will be flowing, from bottle and tap

As we settle in front, of the TV and chat

When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,

The games about to start, and nothing else matters.

Away to the kitchen they’ll run like a flash,

To get some more popcorn, before the teams clash

They’ll pound on their chests and yell here we go

lets go and pound Dallas, we owe them you know

When, what to our wondering ears should we hear,

Bill Parcels confessing he’s actually a queer,

With a little old QB, not lively or quick,

The defense will crush him it’s gonna be sick

More rapid than eagles the blitzes they’ll come,

and we will pound Vinie until he is numb.

With Taylor and Arrington plus others blitzin

In ol Vinnies draws, you might find some shlitzin

So hit him so hard he fumbles the ball

Then dash away! dash away! To the endzone yall

As long passes that before, we didn’t see fly,

Brunells strong arm will light up the sky,

To all the receivers the passes they flew,

But Gardner is playin, and you know he’ll drop two

And then, in a twinkling, we will see proof

Portis’s numbers will go through the roof

The offence is clicking , it’s turning around,

and don’t worry people, Williams is stickin around

We’ll be dressed in our gear, from our heads to feet,

and as we see the coin tossed, we come out of our seat;

A bundle of nerves, as the coin hits the ground

The Redskins will receive, what a wonderful sound.

Our eyes -- how they twinkle! our smiles so merry!

Those burgundy jerseys, look so damn cherry!

With a quick little wave, all players in a row

The ball is kicked off, it’s time for the show;

The chump of a coach clinched tight his old teeth,

as his team just got flagged, for a hit that was cheep;

He has a broad face and is a bit smelly,

It looks like his body is a big bag of jelly.

He’s an arrogant old chump, all full of himself,

And I laugh when I see him, I may pizz myself;

I look at this guy and think in my head,

at this point he’s having strong feelings of dread;

Gibbs spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

and unlike Parcells, doesn’t act like a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, to the QB that he chose;

Ramsey sprang from the huddle, the fans scream and whistled,

And away Portis flew, just like a cruise mistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, LETS CRUSH DALLAS TONIGHT"

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

:dallasuck

Blondie

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skinsman4u

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Wow that was great...now lets keep the ryme going!

Bill was on one side line Gibbs on the other while the Cowtoy fans huddled they knew it would be trouble. The game got started Keyshawn began to pout he knew the train was coming and it was coming without a doubt. He twinched, cringed, braced and stumbled but it was no fun when he knew he had been crushed by train #21 cause he had fumbled!

Yeah, let’s kill these Cowtoys! Bill said hold up, Taylor said WTF! He spun Bill around and patted him on the butt. Gibbs jumped and danced a giggly and said with a shout I told you, ya'll were ugly.

GW pranced and pointed with laughter now you can see whose "D" really matters. The 12th Man cheered and we all had fun, the game is over and the Redskins had won. The Cowtoys left FEDex and went back to Cell Block 1. We stomped, we cheered, and shouted as one!

Snyder hit the field and ran with all his might with Coach Gibbs on one shoulder and GW on his right. He took 1 lap, 2 laps, as the Cowtoys stood in fright. He said I told you we’d be right, Merry Christmas to all, the playoffs are in sight!

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