Destino Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 New ride called "Playoff Hopes". It only has one hill and drops like a MF'er. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonerz Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 New ride called "Playoff Hopes". It only has one hill and drops like a MF'er. Oh my stars! That is hilarious!!!!!! :laugh: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 New ride called "Playoff Hopes". It only has one hill and drops like a MF'er. ROFL.. thats a good one.. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 1. Dancing Bald Guy in TV ads replaced by Dancing Vinnie Cerrato. In a related move, Dancing Bald Guy has been named Redskins' running back coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 4, 2005 Author Share Posted December 4, 2005 Redskins' charter flights to away games cancelled. Team now travels in Six Flags 1950's style bus. Dancing Bald Guy is the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellj Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 When ticket sales drop drastically, he brings in Michael Eisner as a "consultant" When the Six Flags announcements flyers note that the rides are poorly maintained, he rescinds the wrtiers' annual tickets and has Larry Michael write all the flyers instead. Larry promptly makes all the park mascots dress in black and silver costumes. Art writes a fan column on how many similarities he sees between his favorite childhood roller coaster and the newest Superman ride. And finally, (mad props to anyone who can recognize where i'm digging this up from)...he rehires Spurrier, though this time as a mascot, who was getting rave reviews as Goofy at SEC (wait, I mean Disney) Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 You got the last one from Bang's cartoon, I can't remember the name of it though, Last Call, or something like that. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellj Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 You got the last one from Bang's cartoon, I can't remember the name of it though, Last Call, or something like that.:-) Wow, one post down and someone already has it. I'm impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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