redman Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Post a quote and attribute it. "You're only as young as the woman you feel." :laugh: -Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 "I live to play a game like this one. I live to play this guy." - Joe Gibbs before a playoff game vs. the Eagles in 1991. This was 2 months after "The Body Bag Game" where the Eagles beat up the Redskins in the regular season. Final score: Redskins 20, Eagles 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "God gave us a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time." -- Robin Williams :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 " If there was dehydrated water, what would you add to it?" Steven Wright Great thread redman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "Oh my god ... mmmffffggggh ... " - Michelle Johnson. My first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romo Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored." Mike Myers from Wayne's World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Its in my tag line... ''People always ask me what the difference is between college and the NFL,'' he says. ''Well, in college the cheerleaders don't dress -- or dance -- like that.'' Steve Spurrier, August 3, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Thank you Park City, you reminded me of the many great Steven Wright quotes. A few: "It's a small world ... but I wouldn't want to paint it." "You can't have everything ... where would you put it?" "Last night someone broke into my apartment and stole everything and then replaced them with exact replicas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 How about this one... "I think America misunderestimates me". or one for the other party... "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway." --O. J. Simpson on the televised journey of the Ryder truck taking presidential election ballots to Tallahassee. "Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority." --Vince Lombardi "Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve." --George W. Bush Address to the US after hijack attacks on the US World Trade Centers and Pentagon, September 11, 2001 "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." --Dan Quayle :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 "If drinking is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheel chair". Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Ok, I've got to post these with a preface. I'm neither Democrat or liberal (I am a Bush supporter if not a rabid one), but I've got some really funny Bush quotes from the compaign and apparantly before he learned to speak very well ... he does much better now. Someone has been working very hard with him. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - LaCrosse, Wis. Oct. 18, 2000 " I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected." - Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000 "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000 "Will the highways on the internet become more few?" - Concord, NH, Jan. 29, 2000 "I think we agree, the past is over." - On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 "It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." - Beaverton, Ore. Sep. 27, 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romo Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Brave, All I can say to that is WOW! That made my day...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 hey!....what about Yogi??? "He has his whole future ahead of him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 How can anyone forget Yogi: "This is like deja vu all over again." "If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping." Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical "He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie. "I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947. "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early." "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else." "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much." "A nickel isn't worth a dime today." "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool. "I didn't really say everything I said." ...and Mike Tyson: "I'll f* 'em 'til they love me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J33Edwards Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "Ya know what? If you don't know how to use your seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a retard." Spade in Tommy Boy "If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer." Spade on Just Shoot Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 "A football player can't be a genius. A genius is someone like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted September 11, 2002 Author Share Posted September 11, 2002 Andy Rooney on Vegetarians"Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Andy Rooney on Vegetarians "Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmmmmmmm:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskrat Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 The Vegetarian quote was hysterical! I LOVE Andy Rooney. ..and to those vegetarians who take offense...GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!:rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Lady Astor (?)(hater of Churchill): "Mr. Churchill, if I were your wife I would put poison in your tea." Churhill's reply: "Lady, if I were your husband I would drink it." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted September 13, 2002 Author Share Posted September 13, 2002 Woman speaking to Mae West: "Goodness, those are beautiful diamonds!"Mae West: "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie." Note: Mae West wrote those lines, which were quite reflective of her true-to-life outlook on things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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