fuji869 Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 15 Signs You Drank Too Much 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles. 13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday. 12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli. 11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal. 10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes. 9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile. 8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam. 7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer. 6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. 5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!" 4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants. 3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions. 2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat. 1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 Thattaboy Fuji. (metaphoric slap on the back). :cool: In regards to #13. With my history with...ahem....Mr. Daniels, well, I am Mr. Daniels. I'll also add one more. 16. Having a hard time focusing on anything smaller than a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 Good taste, guys. I'm quite partial to Old No. 7 myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 no 8 rings true... my buddies and i came up with all kinds of crazy sh!t when we were blacked out, which made it more fun cuz we couldn't remember what we created and got to do it all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 #16 You go to brush something off your sholder... and it's the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 numbEr 17 -- i haff Absolut lee no ideeya whut numburs 1 threw 16 wur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkyalligator Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 18. your small beer bong fits 2 cases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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