China Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest The award was named after the author of this gem: "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830) And the winner is... As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual. Last Year's Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 talk about true "auto-erotica" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 That's funny! (... chapter 7 ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishomelette Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 C'mon...They're Strombergs...Truly a beautiful sight to behold however impossible they are to tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Did Pete write that? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I vote for pastabelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 :whew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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