We all know it was Michael Scott. No one actually knows who was the first to say that line, but it wasn't Twain or Lincoln.
On a more depressing note, I never thought I'd type something like this up, but... it could be that Dan Snyder is a better owner than Brian Davis. I was almost certain no matter what happens we cannot get worse than what we have, but I'm pretty sure Davis would be even worse for this franchise's future than Snyder. I am sure he'll get pushed away so we wont have to worry about either, but before last week I'd have said ANYTHING is better than Snyder.