Spaceman Spiff

Bears gonna take Fields

Another DJax to **** us.

Just now, KDawg said:

Nothing about BYU QBs never panning out, though.

Would you expect them to?  Is BYU the historical football program that OSU is?

Case rested, KDawg.  You know I love ya, though.

Just now, KDawg said:

Yet Wilson went second and no one said a word.

That's not true, plenty has been said about the type of teams Wilson went up against this year.

Cowboys trade to the Eagles WHAT IN THE ****

Just now, Riggo#44 said:

 

Why doesn't anyone say that about BYU QBs? Couch, both Detmers, John Beck...

I don't think BYU is looked at as the same caliber of football program that OSU is.

Suck on it, Cowboys.  Can't have Surtain.

1 minute ago, KDawg said:

How long did it take for Tennessee? Or Texas Tech? Or Cal? 

I dunno man.  All I know is the list of OSU bad quarterbacks is like Sliders johnson in Top Gun.  Long and distinguished.

Just now, KDawg said:

Nobody wants lazy analysis either but here we are

At what point does it stop being a coincidence/dumb luck?

If the Broncos don't take a QB, one of them drops to us.

Man, after seeing the Dolphins and Lions and absolutely not giving a **** about who they pick, I suddenly understand how other fans of other teams feel about us picking inside the top 10 for so many years.

Is Jaylen Waddle the 4th member of Migos?

There's no way that a kid that looks like that can be a successful quarterback.

Just now, SkinsGuy said:

 

With Urban Meyer there, it should be interesting.

Yeah, but it won't be.

Is that Zach Wilson's girlfriend or his mom?

I don't care what anyone says, deep down no one can be excited about going to Jacksonville.

Just now, Warhead36 said:

Trevor and his gal are already married

That's unfortunate for him.  

Man, I just look at all these guys sitting there with their girlfriends and can't help but think...that the only thing going through those girls heads is that "I hope I can marry him so I can take half of what he's about to make."

Oh for ****s sake, get the show on the road.

1 minute ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

@TryTheBeal!won the “pick the band” contest on ESPN.

LMAOOOOOO I did laugh out loud that was a good one

What the **** are Kings of Leon doing playing a song before the draft?  

3 minutes ago, clietas said:

Oh how I hate Epson printers. Literally have to replace the cartridges or realign the printer heads every time I use the damn thing. Should really just smash it and buy another brand. 🤬

 

I think most home printers are complete ****.  I've got a Canon and I'm not sure how it works after all the times I've had to take it apart.  I've had to go in there so many times to fix paper jams...there's this one piece in there that has a vise grip on paper, so you kinda have to pull the paper firmly but not TOO firm or else you'll rip the paper invariably in a way that makes it impossible to reach in and get the rest that's stuck further up in the printer.  And you'd think they'd have a little wheel on the side where you could manually crank it and push it out but that'd be too ****ing simple.  And of course it's a tiny scrap of paper that this little ****er can't **** out, it looks like it should be so ****ing simple but nooooope.   Like I said, after all the tinkering I've had to do, I'm not sure how it still works.  It makes a really loud rattling noise when it starts up and again when it starts printing...like, LOUD.  The front tray is all jacked up and broken, multiple pages don't stack up neatly...gotta sit there like a factory plant worker and wait for each one to roll off the end of the assembly line so they don't **** up everything behind them.  

It's like...you've got one ****ing job, Canon printer, and you've failed miserably more times than I'd like to count.  I've for sure thought about taking this thing out to the back yard and doing a Michael Bolton on it.  Just like in that gif, a couple stabs at it with the bat just so it knows that I mean business, and then bare fists.  Maybe throw in some DeNiro kicks for good measure.  

Only thing that went wrong with the 80 pounds of tannerite going off is that the guy who set it off wasn't strapped to it.  

1 hour ago, clietas said:

I get out plenty.  But if you can't understand why I'm happy after buying a big ass bag of frozen meatballs and 5 pounds of mozzarella, I've got no use for you.

Is Costco a little slice of heaven?  People of all races, religions and creeds coming together in the name of bulk shopping name brand goods at warehouse prices without any judgement?  A place where you can go intending to buy a few items but not feel terrible about spending WAY more than you initially wanted to?  Is there anywhere better than Costco?  I submit that there is not.