Some of the better responses:
"He's going to move to Louisiana, change his name to Beteaux Au Rourqe and run there."
"A mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Texas. They had banished the awful Beto forever, because he was a Demmycrat. Now let's all celebrate with a privatized power grid failure."
"It'll be a cold, cold day in Texas before I vote for a Democrat!"
Power grid fails in the middle of winter
"Will you be voting Democrat now, sir?"
"No, I'd still rather not."
"Why should democrats need perfect candidates when republicans don’t even have candidates who can be relied on not to attack their own country? The issue is that billionaires are funding garbage republicans and propaganda media to drive people to vote for Republican candidates. This isn’t Beto vs Jesus, this is Beto versus garbage people. They voted for garbage people. That’s the problem."