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Swedish man accused of sex with sheep In the beginning of June last year a sheep farmer and his wife heard a curious bleating sound from one of the farm’s pastures. When they went to investigate they were shocked to find a man engaged in sexual conduct with one of the ewes. “This is an unusual case. Earlier it would have been classified as bestiality but nowadays it is seen as cruelty to animals,” Tomas Tell of the police told daily Göteborgsposten (GP). The witness reports are in themselves not enough to convict the man of cruelty to animals. Therefore a specialist veterinary surgeon has been called in from the Swedish Board of Agriculture (Jordbruksverket) as an expert witness. “Because there were no visible injuries the prosecutor must be able to prove that the ewe has suffered from the unpleasant event,” Tell told GP. Click on the link for the full article

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Company Receives Profane Mail From State ROME, Ga. -- The state launched an investigation after a government employee sent a package to a metro Atlanta cleaning company with a profane word in the address line. “I looked at the envelope and my jaw dropped,” Rug Suckers manager Pepper Powell told Channel 2’s Eric Philips . Rug Suckers is a family-owned carpet cleaning business based out of Rome. Last month, the business received official forms from the Georgia Department of Labor sent in an envelope with an official seal. Click on the link for the full article

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The Smoking Gun is blocked at work.

Woman accused of dancing naked in Mesa Cemetery A 25-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after she was seen dancing completely nude in the Mesa Cemetery on Friday morning, Mesa police said. Police said Kara Mitchell removed her top and danced around for a minute in the Mesa Cemetery in the 1200 block of North Center Street in Mesa. Police said Mitchell then dropped her pants and continued spinning around in front of cemetery employees, customers looking for plots and several groups of visitors who were paying respects to the deceased. Click on the link for the full article

In this anonymous Facebook exchange, a young woman proudly shows off her new "VEGAN" inner-lip tattoo to her friends; they offer her a string of congratulations that comes to an abrupt end when one friend points out that black tattoo ink is made from burnt animal bones, and thus the VEGAN in question will forever have an animal product in her mouth. Click here for more

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Man Tells Waukesha Police he Won't Run Naked in Downtown Again A man, who is reportedly mentally ill, spoke with police at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday in the 100 block of Corrina Boulevard for previously running around naked in the downtown area, according to the Waukesha Police Department call log. The man told police he would not run around naked again but that the voices in his head were telling him to have sex with a horse, the log states. Click on the link for the rest

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That's no kid, that's the notorious Babyface Finster:

That kid should be covering her eyes not her ears.

Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested A school teacher who may have been upset about losing his job was arrested after he disrobed at his school and walked around naked. Harlan Porter was caught by another teacher walking the halls of B.C. Haynie Elementary School in Morrow with his clothes off, according to a police report obtained Wednesday by the AJC. It was around 3:20 p.m. Friday, after the students had gone home, and no child saw him naked, said Capt. James Callaway of the Morrow Police Department. "Had he been seen by students, he would have been charged with child molestation," Callaway told the AJC. Porter, 31, was charged with public indecency and indecent exposure, and booked into the Clayton County Jail. By Wednesday, he was out on a $2,000 bond. Click on the link for the full article

I don't know where you found that, but WTF, that video is twisted as hell. E-I-E-I-yoga :paranoid:

Man flees naked after being robbed while trying to buy 'car,' police say A 24-year-old Madison man lost not only hundreds of dollars in cash but his clothes as well, fleeing naked after he was robbed when, he told police, he went to buy a car at an east-side apartment. Madison police said the naked man, apparently holding a cereal box in front of his privates, ran to his girlfriend's car outside the apartment in the 4700 block of Cottage Grove Road after the robbery. Police learned of the robbery at about 12:50 p.m. Tuesday, when the victim's girlfriend called 911 after he jumped into her car with nothing on. "She was being less than cooperative with the dispatcher and ended up saying she couldn't wait for police to arrive because she had to get to work," said police spokesman Joel DeSpain. Police came to the scene and couldn't find anybody, naked or otherwise. "The case went cold for a few hours, until the victim called for police to meet him at an East Washington Avenue restaurant," DeSpain said. Click on the link for the full article ---------- Post added April-13th-2011 at 02:58 PM ---------- Andover Man in the Buff Arrested at Danvers Motel Police arrested a 63-year-old Andover man at Motel 6 on Monday morning after he was walking around the motel fully nude. Danvers police arrested a 63-year-old Andover man staying at the Motel 6 on Route 1 early Monday morning for indecent exposure. Police said the man, Charles Parry, of 6 Random Lane, Andover, was walking around the motel fully nude around 6 a.m. when a female manager spotted him entering the lobby. The manager confronted Parry and he explained that he was locked out of his room, the woman told police. But just a few minutes later, she spotted Parry again in an upstairs hallway as she was bringing towels to another guest’s room, police said. Click on the link for the full article

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That bike course was insane. I was amazed he didn't hit the dog, or lose it on various parts of the course.

Oh, it's supposed to be your finger. Um, nevermind. :paranoid:

Apparently one of your Bremaloes got loose, and people weren't too happy about it: Woman gone wild upsets bar customers BREMERTON — Patrons at a Bremerton tavern complained and a security man was "shocked and horrified" when a woman outside repeatedly bared her breasts and asked for donations early Saturday. Click on the link for the full article I can't imagine how fugly she must be if baring her breasts results in shock and horror.