I know there are some Grantland readers on this site. if not, you're sure to get a kick out of this.
House is Bill Simmons' buddy from college I think? and he is a fellow long suffering Washington sports fan. (How we describe ourselves these days.)
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/13834/the-ghost-of-jim-mcilvaine
And House, if you're reading this (I don't tweet) really loved the Flop comment, kiss cam idea, count down clock and disguise...although I think at one point Arenas may have been more hated.....but yeah our captain is damn close.