MT: Self-Driving Self-Pleasure Sex Pod? There’s Not Enough Lysol in the World

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Self-Driving Self-Pleasure Sex Pod? There’s Not Enough Lysol in the World

 

We get a lot of weird story pitches and press releases in our inboxes here—it's not all "hey, here's the next supercar!" or "Check out the latest Honda Civic!" Generally speaking, most of these adventurous news clippings come from PR companies on autopilot, pushing non-automotive (or weird automotive) stuff to any media whose email addresses they could find. Some are just straight up pranks or general bunk. Today, we got something so weird that even though it's obviously a joke that can't possibly be real, we just have to share it with you, because, well, as you'll see, it's an—ahem—generous lover of a pitch.

 

 

Apparently, and this is a sentence we never figured we'd type, but adult entertainment website CamSoda—or someone impersonating a representative of CamSoda—sent us this take on the  upcoming self-driving vehicle robotaxi boom  that provides a new service—or, more accurately, a way for people to service themselves while using an autonomous pod service.

 

It's called the "SeXla." Who wants to take bets on how long it will take before Tesla's lawyers send a cease and desist? (Lest we stroke Elon Musk's ego and childlike sense of humor more than necessary, we should point out that CamSoda's name dances around not just the Tesla name, but the Tesla lineup's acronym, made up of the Model S, 3, X, and Y, which combine to "S3XY. ") Anyway, the SeXla is billed as an autonomous robotaxi pod that allows passengers to "enjoy a revolutionary masturbatory experience," which is yet another thing that we never thought would be written on any version of MotorTrend, but here we are.

 

 

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[CousinsCowgirl84]

A masturbation station?

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13 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

A masturbation station?

 

A mobile masturbation station

[CousinsCowgirl84]

Looks like the 70s are making a comeback too…