Dan T. Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Danny Weurffel has agreed to leave his ministry and re-sign with the Redskins. However, in order for him to stay faithful to his religious calling, his contract states he will not play on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kameuh Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 At a 4:20 PM press Conference, Washington Redskins officials announce the Hiring of Former D.C. mayor Marion Berry as G.M. Berry, better known for his crack cocaine and prostitution arrest than his political accomplishments, had this to say: "Some players on this team need a Role Model" One current Redskin player, whom wished to remain anonomus was quoted as saying, "If Mr Berry can be arrested on drug and prostitution charges, maybe I should check out a career in Politics" :dallasuck Ok this was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 From Entertainment Weekly: Inspired by the sight of aging physical specimen Bruce Smith sporting his burgundy velour bathrobe in the Redskins locker room, Daniel Snyder has launched a division of Snyder Communications that will produce and distribute gay porn. The first feature, "Making the Tuna Melt", stars Bill Parcells as a wealthy, bored bachelor, and features a cameo appearance by Vinny Cerrato as the Pizza Delivery Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Darrell Russell has signed on as cameraman. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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