Help needed with a serious problem I have - druggie neighbor

[SpacePenguin]

You're creepy

It is arguably more humane than having him locked in a cage with maniacs for a number of years, depending on your views of the afterlife. ;p

Hell, I'm not even religious, but would still have to seriously contemplate which would be worse.

I don't think "the authorities" are taking him to wonderland, after all.

[John224]

Just hope he comes into your house late at night and insert a lead slug into his skull and ride the state of his worthlessness. You will be considered a state hero.