fuji869 Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Notice To People Who Visit My Home 1. The dog lives here ... you don't. 2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point? 4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. 5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his. 6. I like him a lot better than I like most people. 7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son, who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things. 8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 WHAT HE SAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Dude, that is so awsome...!! I had never seen that before but agree with all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 That was the best post I have seen in tail gate. I have found that dog lovers are the nicest people. They are usually more sensitive, caring, forgiving and willing to accept people for who they are. All of my close friends are Dog lovers. I don't have a single one who isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 9) If he starts to hump your leg you better let him finish.:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Gotta agree w/ #8!!!!!! (Yes, I'm childless by choice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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