SkinsOrlando Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Be careful being promiscuous in China especially you Mick While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.' The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.' The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.' The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!' 'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. ' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 ' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself. I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 This story is about you isn't it SO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 So Chinese people pronounce their l's as w's but their r's as l's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Reminds me of the Sea Story back in the day, about a STD in the Mauritius Islands before we left the ship for liberty it was called Black "Richard" disease with similar results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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