Spaceman Spiff Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Just a rough outline of what to expect. I guess they start planning these things ahead of time. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by John Kerry. 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers ", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahmadinejad. 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Old. But good:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Old.But good:) Ah, just forwarded to me on an email. Posted it just for you, Sarge And Chommie :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Ha, pretty funny, first time I've ever seen that, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskingluvr Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 That is hilarious, and looks, actually, quite factual. You forgot to put in the spots where Kennedy falls off of his bar stool, and passes it off by saying he has to go to the bathroom, as though he didn't fall off he was getting off to go somewhere.....we call it the "Teddy trick'...... When you trip or fall inadvertantly then try to pass it off like it was intentional we say, "Don't try to Teddy me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Plans for Nancy Pelosi speech on why it's advantageous to raise taxes on the middle class have apparently been aborted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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