Commander PK Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 WOMENS MEANING: 40ish...........................49 Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking ........ Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist .................. Fat Free spirit .................. Junkie Friendship first ........ Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs. Open-minded ............ Desperate Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. Professional ............ ***** Voluptuous ................ Very Fat Hugh frame ............. Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ....... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want! 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 haha thats funny, the mens definitions are accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I rather enjoyed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skin-em Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 good post, very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Good post. I got a good laugh out of that. :laugh: Very accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 WOMENS MEANING:Feminist .................. Fat That one should be: Feminist.........Lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 haha thats funny, the mens definitions are accurate Both of them are fairly accurate. Very funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Thanks for that stress relief. :laugh: Great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Animal Trainer Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Funny post. The men's english reminds me of Chris Rock's stand up routine, Bigger and Blacker. He goes through the differences between men and women and when he's talking about men he follows everything with, "would you like some dick?". I think he goes through opening doors for women, asking them out, giving them compliments, even asking if they want to talk about their boyfriend problems. It all translates to, "would you like some dick?" But then he gives it to women who keep a guy in their back pocket, like having dick on hold. In case something goes wrong with their boyfriend, most good looking women have about 8 guys in their phone they can call at any time to get with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 hahaha funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins2redskins Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Shoot,I'm a chick and this whole thread was even funny to me. HTTR Baby!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9_to_42_td Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Shoot,I'm a chick and this whole thread was even funny to me.HTTR Baby!!!!!!! Your not old-fashioned are you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins2redskins Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Your not old-fashioned are you???? hmmmm,that's for me to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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