SHANT Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS" Women in Heaven 2 Women in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that myhusband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still bealive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 LMAO!!! Never heard any of those before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 The first one is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shsu1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I've the first one before and the second one with men instead of women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Logic joke. Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic," Jim asks, "what's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. You were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand, and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. "Logic," Bob asks, "what's that?" Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Destino, that ****in rocks, lmao, the office has to read that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 those were good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Destino, that ****in rocks, lmao, the office has to read that one. Yeah I saw it for the first time a week ago and loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 :laugh: Good stuff guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANT Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 :laugh: Good stuff guys. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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