Jump to content
Washington Football Team Logo
Extremeskins

Random Thought Thread


stevenaa

Recommended Posts

[Oglethorpe has built a copy of the Stargate]

Emory: Isn't that the Starga—

Oglethorpe: NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!

Emory: But it—

Oglethorpe: No, it is a Fargate! From the makers of Thindependence Day!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[Oglethorpe has built a copy of the Stargate]

Emory: Isn't that the Starga—

Oglethorpe: NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!

Emory: But it—

Oglethorpe: No, it is a Fargate! From the makers of Thindependence Day!

:whoknows:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

last one....

Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!

Meatwad: Well I'm in business.

[under his breath]

Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.

Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that?

Master Shake: You looking to expand your business?

Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...