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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher

asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical came

up--fireman,policeman,salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically

quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off

all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good,

he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David

aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles , but I

was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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