Talent Wasted at a Desk Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 What should I do? He hails from south Jersey, so he's not *technically* from Philadelphia, but close enough. He's all about how they'll win the division. What should I do? P.S. -- He already took a drink out of one of my Redskins glasses, and then commented on the pain it caused him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Find a real nice picture of the Lombardi trophy, make two more copies and hang all three up on your wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Brave has got the right idea. Make sure he is watching monday night football we be beat the eagles, and don't let him forget about it. My Dad and my brother are both eagles fans, I know your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Then kick his arse out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Clone Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Brave nailed this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Brasi Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Constantly show tape of how we shut down McNabb last year at Vereran's Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cskin Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Continue to feed him drinks, especially those of increasing alchohol proof. Visit bathroom, find new bar of soap.... preferably the big Tone bars or Irish Spring. Insert bar of soap in sock, preferably athletic socks because they are tougher and rip less easily. Wale away on his head and shoulders after he has passed out. Repeat generously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsanity56 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Watch us kick as* week 2.Then treat him like your ***** in front of everyone.Eventually he'll slip away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 You need to drive him nuts in little ways. Splash a little turpentine (sp) into his shoes / sneekers one night . When his feet warm up, they'll start to itch and burn. A few drops will do the trick, and he'll never figure it out. A mixture of KY and flower in his toothpaste works well for a morning treat, but takes some time to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 I feel your pain I live in the Philly suburbs, whenever they start on the eagles sh1t I just ask them how many times your turd birds been to the show? how many times did they win it all? u will get a few snorts, grunts, and eventually "this is our year". Just consider the source, they are a bunch of low class whinning LOSERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 I know your pain. I live about 20 minutes from the philly border and about 45 mins from the vet. I have many friends and neighbors and co-workers who are eagle fans. For the most part when it comes to football they are complete morons. Now I have one buddy who isn't the typical eagle fan, but he is a rare exception to the rule. He is a season ticket holder and legally blind. I take him to the vet a few times a year every year for the past 6 years or more. The only game I really enjoy going with him to see is the dallas game. It seems that hating dallas is the only thing we can agree on all the time during football season. If you can't use this common ground to make the roomate bearable. Then Brave's idea seems to be the best course of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Wait 'till we beat them, then don't say "I told you so". Watch the game together. I remember a bet that two people (one Skins fan, one Boys fan) had at a previous job: Whenever they play, the loser has to wear the winner's t-shirt to work the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novato Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Invite Smoot21 to come over, I'm sure that Smooty will "Show him a good time" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posse81 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 You should pull a Najeh Davenport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkyalligator Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Make sure you tape the game, next you get on his pc and make the lavar arrington hit that knocks mcnabb unconcious his screen saver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by Posse81 You should pull a Najeh Davenport... And bend it like a Philly pretzel :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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