fuji869 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 This is why parents drink: The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk to her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Thanks :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&GPride44 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Kids...Always a laugh riot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 heh, pretty good. I work at toys r us right now, and soon ill be doing a child care job as well, summer camp style. Im not looking forward to it, but at the same time, I admit laughing to some of the things those kids said last year instead of being more disciplinary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 HI-Larious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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